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Its when you get scurvy (from not getting enough vitamin C) and type 2 diabetes
All i have eaten for the last six months has been mountian dew , cabbage patch kids and candy orange slices and the doctor said he has to take one of my legs because i now have scurvabetes
by SomeoneNaughty December 10, 2016
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Aug 1 Word of the Day
the act of texting people while you are pooping
ex. (talking to a friend on fbook chat)

person 1: hey man whats going on tonight
person 2: i gotta go to the bathroom il poopt you

or

person 1: whatsup man what are you doing?
person 2: poopting you
by mr.poopter January 26, 2011
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