"You know that new kid around the corner? The one with the hippie parents? He's a real cigarette smoking Scurv!"

That kid is a big scurv.

That kid will stick his dick in anything, he is such a scurv. ( Scott )

Damn, that scurv means business.

Beat it you scurv dog

Dude shese so hot!, ya but she has the scurv so triple wrap that shit

I'm a little scurved by this old lady wearing booty shorts.

Rod: "hey man, are you going to that mandatory briefing?"
Steve: "Nah, fuck that noise, I'm going to scurve-balls."

Tommy: "Hi, honey. What are you doing home from work so early?"
Janet: "I'm scurvin mervin for the rest of the day."
Tommy: "Excellent."

Rhonda: "Dude, you skip out of work so much!"
Richard: "I know, thats why they call me Rich McScurve."