A large, gross broad who decides that the juice is worth the squeeze when she finds the poo-dollar. In other words, she picks up the dollar, realizes that there is shit on it, scrapes the shit off, and sticks it in her purse.

A Bloomer is someone with a bright outlook on life who is optimistic in nature. Bloomer's frolic in every opportunity to be happy and try to make the most out of life. The opposite of a Bloomer is a Doomer. The term Bloomer originated specifically as a counter to the Doomer on sites especially like 4Chan.