N. A very quick handjob that causes extreme chafing, usually done in filthy places.

Briefly, "the realization that each random passerby is living a life as vivid and complex as your own." Originally from the Dictionary of Obscure Sorrows, which has a lot more beautiful neologism definitions like this you might enjoy.

The common name of purple flamingoes with identity crises

Someone who marks up datacenter floors. This is usually done via wearing inappropriate footwear. But it can also be the result of dropping servers.

Bad attitude females get in when they are high and can’t speak in complete sentences.