Urban Dictionary: Scuffy

N. A very quick handjob that causes extreme chafing, usually done in filthy places.

Man 1: Hey I got a great scuffy behind that dumpster!

Man 2: Nice, do you need some lotion bro?

The common name of purple flamingoes with identity crises

by Susan March 07, 2003

Someone who marks up datacenter floors. This is usually done via wearing inappropriate footwear. But it can also be the result of dropping servers.

Much like Hanzel and Grettle, Scuffy left a trail, marking his way out of the new datacenter.

by concertops July 28, 2005

a bisexual mexican grandfather that enjoys fingering young boys under the age of 13 in the anal cavity

my rectum is sore from your Scuffy McGee last night

by pooperman_xxx September 26, 2003

A guy with a very big penis who likes to have sex with girls in New Jersey

Man 1- he dude I was a total scuffie last night

Man 2- oh you had sex with spoons?

by Dork knobby June 19, 2017

Bad attitude females get in when they are high and can’t speak in complete sentences.

She was scuffy while we sat in the car after smoking a joint in the parking lot before looking for children’s clothes.

by Laren Unbell March 22, 2021