Scuffed Steve Jobs is slang for someone who consumes unhealthy amounts of soy, and likes to kiss other men even more than the typical gay guy.
Guy 1: *kisses person next to him*

Guy 2: Man, you are such a Scuffed Steve Jobs!
by FireSSJ February 16, 2019
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Torchy is a Scuffed Streamer
by Nguyeiner October 31, 2018
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When you and your buddy decide to touch dick before you start a sword fight, scuffed would be the past-tense version
Yo, me and buddy scuffed yesterday, it was a little gay, but it proves we’re homies lmfao
by illesTxYosuke July 28, 2021
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This is a Wikipedia so... Yea scuffed Humans is described as what the fuck humans.
Scuffed Humans are: Colin from that fucking ass bitch nigga game called: changed GOD DAMM I HATE THIS GAME
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Skidding up the toilet pan, leaving a trail of faeces on the toilet porcelain.
“Bruv, I swear, he had proper o.c.d! He said if I was having a poo, to make sure I used the loo brush! Ha! I done a massive dump and left a big skid down the back of his throne! He’ll ban me from his gaff for scuffing the China! It stank! Then I left.”
by Nuphagus November 20, 2019
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