You parked in a bad area, when you got back to your car a few hobo's half dressed run away from it. Inside you find condoms, mouthwash and semen everywhere. They have been scrumming inside your vehicle. FFS!
by DJ WaffleIron August 21, 2012
Tim enjoys his scrum being eaten but Christine refuses to eat Tim's scrum because it is far too swampy.
Josh enjoys having his scrum pleasured orally quite regularly.
Shit comes out of the scrum of the as therefore some people do not like to put their mouth near it let alone eat the scrum.
Tims scrum smells like shit and is dense wet and hairy much like a swamp.
Josh enjoys having his scrum pleasured orally quite regularly.
Shit comes out of the scrum of the as therefore some people do not like to put their mouth near it let alone eat the scrum.
Tims scrum smells like shit and is dense wet and hairy much like a swamp.
by batyodi April 28, 2021
penguins in scrums are fun to watch
the team's scrum helped them score
i used SCRUM to do some computer stuff
the team's scrum helped them score
i used SCRUM to do some computer stuff
by Wallis and Futuna Islands December 21, 2004
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by safetycanary January 30, 2011
n. Central activity in Rugby football. Sixteen overweight men or women push into each other while holding one anothers shirt tails. Face-kicking, ear-biting and scrotum-butting are allowed, but, oddly, foot-lifting is severely punished. A call of "not in straight" results in a penalty kick instead of knowing sniggers while a call of "push over try" results in jubilation and moist scrum down.
Scrum! White! There's your mark! Crouch! Touch! Pause! Engage!
Is that referee high on something? The match hasn't started!
Is that referee high on something? The match hasn't started!
by gnostic1 June 28, 2012