Simply, the asshole. The butthole part of the whole ass.
Tim enjoys his scrum being eaten but Christine refuses to eat Tim's scrum because it is far too swampy.

Josh enjoys having his scrum pleasured orally quite regularly.

Shit comes out of the scrum of the as therefore some people do not like to put their mouth near it let alone eat the scrum.

Tims scrum smells like shit and is dense wet and hairy much like a swamp.
by batyodi April 28, 2021
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The act of jacking it while doing a shit. It is said to be the ultimate body relief.
Michael: Luke you look so relaxed.
Luke: yeah i just had a scrum
by brewskies October 12, 2009
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When a person hasn't wiped off semen and it has become dried and crusty on their skin. Usually on a tramp stamp. It is a signature of a dirty, dirty skank.
"Hey that girl looks hot"
"Meh, she's probably covered in scrum"
by taylorbot August 31, 2008
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The act of screaming while you are climaxing inside someone.
"Yo what was sound last night?"

"Oh that was just Kevin scrumming while piping Tim."
by Scrum Lord Tim December 20, 2019
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the kind of person who follows you around and really pisses you off, but you use them for resources so you never confront them.
"This scrum is pissing me off, but i need him to get me beer"
by Dyldo September 07, 2012
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The combination of scotch and rum typically mixed with either coke or dry. It can also be consumed straight as a shot or over ice.
Last night I had a scrum or two which caused me to lose my pants.
by ScotchRum June 29, 2011
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the sensitive patch of skin between the scrotum and the anus.
when performing fellatio, it is important to give some attention to the balls and scrum.
by mdiz August 28, 2003
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