A very nooby, wish washy, or any other lame adjective substitute teacher that can’t settle down any class and either sounds very sweet and you feel sorry for them or sounds like a dying walrus and you’re glad to be disrespecting them.

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.