Urban Dictionary: Scrotumitis

Being slid, in a manner in which the scrotum is caught underneath the buttocks.

A nurse caused scrotumitis to a male patient, while maneuvering them to the edge of a bed to help them up.

by StPatricksDay March 17, 2018

Getting hit so hard in the nut sack that you don't have the words to describe the pain.

We knew Carl had been scrotumed when he doubled over and could not draw a breath to tell us where it hurt.

by Bob Velvetta June 01, 2017

What you don't want to get stuck in the paper-shredder.

Oh noes, my scrotum!

by Yaziyo April 24, 2006

Scrotum, is a sack of skin,
Scrotum, it keeps you testies in,
Don't overload them or you’ll explode them.
Scrotum!!

by The Song Master July 30, 2008

This is the nutsack for you unedumuhcated folks.
See nutsack

My scrotum was itching like a mother so I shoved my hands down my pants and scratched until I bled.

by Falken January 16, 2003

The very real irony of the incoming president filling out his cabinet with SCROTUM is that none of them has any real balls.

by paulpaxman January 16, 2017

A small purse made from left over elbow skin. It's purpose is to hold your balls.

"If it hadn't been for my scrotum, that swift kick to the balls could have been worse"

by Alan Mclauchlan July 24, 2005