A scroons is a little bitch with bad physique
That Timmy kid is such a scroons, he needs to hit the weight room hard
by tweardy December 04, 2006
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A mix of raccoon and scraps of lettuce mixed in a blender. Packed with protein.
Dude scroon juice is so damn good, I could run all day thanks to it.
by T_dono09 December 06, 2018
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"SHUT YOUR BITCH ASS BALONEY BALLOON SCROON HEADASS UP"
by O1kaxwa January 28, 2021
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A male figure that is very hairy and can play baseball
Yo Scroonalini why you on the field?
by JStew99 September 11, 2018
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Vigorous spooning which evolves to coitus without either party disentangling.
“I thought Jeff and Kevin would get a room, but they had so many Lemon Drops that they wound up scrooning on Grammy’s old couch. The creaking was insidious. Who buys a pleather couch?”
by LMasters April 24, 2018
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