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The act of itching an itch so deep that you moan.
1. I told the bitch she better go take care of her yeast infection when I caught her scroning in the mcdonald's ball pit.
by TheBovineAvenger January 23, 2012
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A polite term for shoving a lubricated probe into the Earth's hole to release gas.
Earth: I'm having trouble passing gas.

People: That's nothing a fracking won't fix.
by onehandcrabbing February 21, 2012
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