When a person is all excited to share a photo on their cell phone and can’t find it, making the other person wait like a chump.

Used to describe (generally female) imagery that's suggestive, but in a PG-13 sense rather than an R or above sense.

Is the debilitating disease afflicting many internet users. Symptoms include continually scrolling down a site , such as Facebook or 9gag, automatically and often without thought. Severe sufferers return to the top of the page, seemingly randomly, to repeat the cycle. As a result they will often see the same inane posts man times over leaving them irritable and lethargic.

A common disease aflicting modern humans. Symptoms include not being able to see information on a screen in front of them, not reading directions clearly, or not scrolling down to see all the information presented. Symptoms aggrivated by use of the internet.

Curvature of thumbs, fingers, or wrists due to scrolling too much on the computer

The inability to scroll past social media posts you don’t like.

The immobilization you catch from laying about, scrolling on your phone for hours.