This is what you get when you choose balls over beer.
n. Scottish colloquial

someone who licks balls.
extreme ass kisser.

Scroat Beard. The wearing a gruff unkempt beard. Often while having your head shaved or short.

Wearing a rough untrimmed beard reminiscent of "Grizzly Adams" in which the person does not care about their appearance as a form of rebellion or nerd coolness.

A beard resembling a nut sack.

Origins for the beard? Possibly begun recently with the movie "The Hangover". Alan Garner is the character with a similar "Scroat Beard". He is played by Zach Galifianakis.

when a tramp runs the ball into the box on fifa 09 and passes it across to an open goal
to get a certain goal

A third testicle surgically added to the male reproductive organs to improve pizzazz levels.

An extremely painful, overly enthusiastic handjob that includes trauma to the testicles.

A Idiom used to express ones dissatisfaction with facing something that is inevitable. Short hand for the Metaphorical expression: (to be like) two scroat goats locked in a barn with nothing to do but bone.

Both the idiom and the metaphorical expression originated from the class of 2015 at a derp school near Atlanta,GA