A disreputable Scotsman

A legendary and mythological fish who ascends from the depth of remote streams to clean and polish one's scrotal region with it's gentle nibbles. Preliminary reports suggest that this fish may also engage in the cleaning of the taint.

hair in the pubic region

an unfortunate person who has ear lobes similiar to a dangling scrotum

The frothy, oatmeal-like substance that builds up on your balls after a lust-filled romp.

This is usualy used in law enforcement as an adjective to describe low-life white trash. it can also be used to describe a shady or very unkempt person.

sticky hot and chapped nut sack after a long walk or hike