The unpleasant realization that, when assembling a purchased product, the painful discovery that the manufacturer has not included enough screws, bolts, nuts, etc. to complete the assembly. The word is derived from the character of Scrooge depicted in Charles Dicken's "A Christmas Carol". The word represents the frustration created by a manufacturer's miserly policy of not spending just a few extra cents to make sure enough parts were provided for proper assembly
Jack was assembling the bicycle he had bought for Johnny, but found out he was screwged when there weren't enough bolts supplied.
by PoorDavid December 05, 2011
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When the ghosts of gamings past come back to haunt you and make you perform an action you didn't mean to pressing a button that does one thing in one game but something completely different in another.
Justin: Dude, why do you keep vaulting into combat? Take over!

Jonathan: I'm sorry! 'Horizon' really screwged me. I'm used to Circle being crouch.
by Binaoryp December 03, 2020
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n. - Someone who doesn't like sex, or has a negative outlook on intercourse in general. A sexual malcontent.
"You've got a headache? C'mon baby, quit being a screwge."
by AppleZack December 06, 2006
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A sex act involving intercourse where a woman is suspended from the ceiling by a harness while a man lies on a spinning table. The woman then mounts him while he spins beneath her on the table.
The woman should remain still while the man spins inside of her.
Ken pulled his scrotum while attempting to perform a dirty screwge with Barbie.
by KittyKittyLickLick69 October 16, 2009
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