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screen referring to any digital device with a display, tard taken from the word retard, in reference to being held back, and the slowing of any development
The kids of today are the generation who are not allowed out into the real world to experience life, risk, love, danger. In fear of what could happen, they only want to watch life through a screen.

That kid is a total Screentard!

They are a generation of Screentards!

When I ask him to do anything and there’s a screen on, he is totally Screentarded. it’s like he’s not even listening!
by Hilly774 November 18, 2019
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Jun 5 Word of the Day
A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.
17th Century setting: Due to his treatment of the "French Pox" (syphilis) with mercury a merkin Gwendolyn used a Merkin to used to hide the side effects of hair loss and not alarm her husband.
by David W. Tuthill December 30, 2005
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