by Marthas.big.juicy.eggs February 25, 2019
The quintessential, penultimate atrocious status achieved by only one person and one person only. Only true herpes filled and aids infested hair could look like such a monstrosity. (ohh and crabs)
Can you believe that kid coming into school with that scrambled egg hair? I swear I could almost hear the crabs pinching their claws!
by jesus burrito April 15, 2009
The more realistic version of "Blended family" - not all smooth and homogeneous, but instead kind of lumpy.
We're not the Brady Bunch - we're more of a Scrambled family!
by tbergman July 12, 2011
Term from the early 1990's, when one watches a pornographic cable channel which is "scrambled". Often times this means the sound is perfect, but the vertical hold, and color fluctuates rapidly.
My mom walked in on me masturbating to scramble flesh.
On Saturday? I just stayed home and watched scramble flesh.
On Saturday? I just stayed home and watched scramble flesh.
by octavius March 10, 2004
1.The feeling of being extremely intoxicated.
2.A discription of the state of mind of a person who has over indulged in illicite substances
2.A discription of the state of mind of a person who has over indulged in illicite substances
Jane: "what did you get up to last night? you look terrible."
Joe: "I got hold of some of the old wonkey donkey and got my self totally scramble gashed. It was epic!"
Joe: "I got hold of some of the old wonkey donkey and got my self totally scramble gashed. It was epic!"
by Fwah! August 26, 2009
To masturbate with a hand warmer before you enter her vagina and when she cums her egg is scrambled from the warm dick.
by LickDickRick January 30, 2018
.......yeah.......I was scrambling my eggs this morning..........
I'd like to scramble her eggs......
I'd like to scramble her eggs......
by #AlexisMason June 04, 2021