A dude who did a pretty good job at running Australia until the bush fires when he went to Hawaii with his family and therefore fucking up his reputation

Intelligence agency term for "psychological operation". A government or corporate-sponsored operation, usually taking the form of a "terrorist attack" or "crazed gunman on a spree", with the intent of panicking the public into demanding more police and laws inhibiting freedom. Psyops are usually carried out by drugging a civilian or group of civilians with aggression-promoting drugs, psyching them up, arming them, and sending them out to commit mayhem. Government-sponsored terrorism. See also blackshirts, conspiracy

An american agent sent by the money-grubbing cult (publicly known as hillsong) to dismantle Australia and sell everything that is not bolted down to expand your owners' life of luxury (your real owners mentioned by George Carlin in "the big club" narrative) and to lay the groundwork for an upcoming draconian austerity regime headed by peter dutton a-ka spud for the masses with the total mass surveillance police state and all-encompassing government control making orwellian world look like a dreamland. A firm believer in a theory of a golden billion, although will obviously never confirm that until mechanisms which will put that theory into practice will become irreversible. A schemer, a space invader disguised as your average soccer dad, and just a cool and normal person who is always ready to recommend a friendly chaplain when your kids need some "spiritual guidance" to distract them from relentless bullying and make it look like they're being helped (but if you're part of his get-together that is)

An american agent sent by the money-grubbing cult (publicly known as hillsong) to dismantle Australia and sell everything that is not bolted down to expand your owners' life of luxury (your real owners mentioned by George Carlin in "the big club" narrative) and to lay the groundwork for an upcoming draconian austerity regime headed by peter dutton a-ka spud for the masses with the total mass surveillance police state and all-encompassing government control making orwellian world look like a dreamland. A firm believer in a theory of a golden billion, although will obviously never confirm that until mechanisms which will put that theory into practice will become irreversible. A schemer, a space invader disguised as your average soccer dad, and just a cool and normal person who is always ready to recommend a friendly chaplain when your kids need some "spiritual guidance" to distract them from relentless bullying and make it look like they're being helped (but if you're part of his get-together that is)

A devoted Cronulla Sharks fan who frequents Engadine McDonalds

He also is the prime minister of Australia, but that doesn't matter