The best awesomest man in the whole entire world.Smart,cocky,sweet,sexy,and nice.loves to help hates people telling him how to live his own fucking life but really cool

Someone people turn to when they're sad who makes them feel better.

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Scott is the most wonderful guy on the face of the earth. He is sweet, smart, kind and good with kids and animals. He has the ability to make everyone laugh no matter how awful of a day you just had. Scott is the best boyfriend ever. The day we met was the best of my life.

The apex of human civilization

Someone who is likely to randomly steal or delete your kneecaps at anytime without prior consent and/or warning.

a mother fucker with a Cobbler Stick. Be careful, he might shove it up your ass.