person 1: omg i hate her, shes probaly a scorpio
person 2: but i am too?
person 1: yeah but youre the 1/1000000
person 2: but i am too?
person 1: yeah but youre the 1/1000000
by jasminethedummy July 12, 2021
A zodiac that likes to listen to their favorite music and don't care about anything that annoys them.
by NIAMIAHH7 May 21, 2021
a Scorpio is a 2 faced bitch who skips class bc they think its cool, is secretly hated by everyone and who will do anything to be popular
by grace peneoply March 21, 2021
Scorpios are huge sex addicts who likes all kinds of kinky stuff. If you’re on the vanilla side, it’s probably a bad idea to date this sign. You’ll be shocked to find out that he has ropes and handcuffs stored somewhere in his room. They like degrading you sexually to make themselves feel in control - like they do in every aspect of their life. While sex is amazing with Scorpios, you’ll probably need to go to therapy after since they literally diminish you psychologically after that one night.
Therapist: what was so bad about the sex?
Girl: it was amazing. you see, he’s a Scorpio.
Therapist: oh shit. he’s a Scorpio???
Girl: it was amazing. you see, he’s a Scorpio.
Therapist: oh shit. he’s a Scorpio???
by liwv November 08, 2020
When the scorpio you are dating starts doubting your whole backstory and begins asking really really stupid questions to try and confirm their delusional thinking.
They may begin at this point to believe false truths and start behaving irrationality.
Scorpio Syndrome can lead to infidelity to avenge imagined or fictitious moments of false cheating. Violent or stalking like behavior.
If your relationship with your scorpio has reached this point don't wait. It's time to end the relationship.
They may begin at this point to believe false truths and start behaving irrationality.
Scorpio Syndrome can lead to infidelity to avenge imagined or fictitious moments of false cheating. Violent or stalking like behavior.
If your relationship with your scorpio has reached this point don't wait. It's time to end the relationship.
Danny and I broke up last week. He caught a really strong case of Scorpio Syndrome and I couldn't handle that.
by Muddygrimes August 20, 2021
I*ana is a tiny Person. You can nearly see her.
She is the size of a 1st grade Girl. But beside that she is a really pretty and really funny person!
Whenever u see her u have a smile on your face! But she do is really tiny. She loves books. And she is a Scorpio and as a Pisces I love Scorpios. And her music taste is incredible.
She is the size of a 1st grade Girl. But beside that she is a really pretty and really funny person!
Whenever u see her u have a smile on your face! But she do is really tiny. She loves books. And she is a Scorpio and as a Pisces I love Scorpios. And her music taste is incredible.
P1: „omg That tiny pretty girl is litrally so gorgeous!“
P2:“she looks like the pretty Scorpio bookworm I bet her music taste is good!“
P2:“she looks like the pretty Scorpio bookworm I bet her music taste is good!“
by Leopeolalala April 16, 2021