- Parking diagonally across a drive way

"Her small car took up all the parking. She scootered the driveway."

- Taking up a whole table so no one can work with you

"There is enough to room for four at that table but he is scootering it by spreading his books around and throwing his jacket on the extra chairs."

- Laying on a park bench or public seating so no one will try and sit with you a carry on a conversation Forest Gump style.

"I hate talking with strangers so I am just going to scooter these bus seats."

My bf and I used to really get it on together, but now it's just the occasional cumpadre wank

"is that Joey over there, talking to those high school girls? He's such a scooter"

"That girl who always hangs around Ralph is such a scooter."

I went to a Scooter concert and it was intense.

Look at that faggot accross the street on that scooter!

DAMN!!!, that bitch didn't want to leave me alone so i had to give her a scooter.