(n)(v) a combination of the words scrub and goon refers to a person who portrays traits of both. This person acts cool when not and also slow witted and goofy.
Shane likes to think hes cool but hes just a scoon.

Craig bought a new era hat but hes just scoonin we know hes lame.
by Twin Jester August 19, 2010
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Someone who is rude, disrespectful, or not acceptable in the ways of the gang.
Omg don't be such a scoon...
You scoon! I can't believe you did that.
by I C Y G I R L January 07, 2020
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A slimy green substance used in different many industries, lethal if ingested.
Bro dont touch my new Scoon shirt, it was $100.
by OGNOHA September 10, 2018
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The combination of a scum-bag and a goon. Someone who is tall, skinny and goofy, who likes to scum others by lying, cheating or stealing.
The un-athletic looking scoon just hustled me in racquetball, I lost 200 bucks!
by Nick Zuckerman November 30, 2010
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A rabid animal related to skunks, scoprpions, badgers, rattlesnakes, bats, racoons, and a wide variety of numerous animals
The scoons eys turned red as i cornered him.
by scoolyd@hotmail.com March 20, 2005
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