A Better way to say "owned" or "pwned"

Started by an insane math teacher playing world of warcraft.

To be beaten until the point you are nothing but moosh to be baked into a pastry

When someone has had a more then an adequate weekend fuelled with copious amounts of alcohol and pingers and on Sunday decides to simmer down with weed and is feeling very much stoned and scattered.

past-tense verb to describe how badly a n00b or n00bs failed. used commonly against the clinically n00btastic. see pwned, n00b

when you are tremendously hurt or bitter about a break-up or an ex, when you just haven't moved on yet

A cut above the common 'pwned', sconned is the intellectuals variant as it engenders both humiliation for the recipient combined with a small touch of amusement to alleviate any long lasting resentment against the provider of the 'sconning'. Get all thing sconned at www.sconnedapparel.com

Sconed means to one-up someone; to brag in a way that makes the other person's comment or story seem less exciting.