Did you try the boiled scones? Charboiled?

"Dude I finally able to taste that sweet honesty scone last night!"

Bro, that cone messed my dome, fucking Skully Scone!

mary:: fuck up yer granny and mammy are oan the sex offenders list ya bairn

stacy:: naw there no ya fuckn tattie scone, but yer da is yer fkn nans cousins dug ya incest child