The condition of an individual after a heavy night of both drug and alcohol consumption, and many many scones. Being far more messed up than 'wasted' and past the euphoria of 'feeling beast'. A term familiar in the north east of Scotland.
Person 1 - "Holy crap dude I'm surprised you're still here"
Person 2 - "What u on about mate I'm feeling beast" *Face still producing 2nd degree gurns*
Person 1 - "I can tell man you look pretty sconed"
Person 2 - "Shit man you're probably right had way too many scones eh, tunes were bangin' though"
Person 1 - "Ken that one mate".
by Dee May June 04, 2015
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A blend between baked and cotton mouth. Being sconed means not only are you very high but also have a very dry mouth, similar to after eating a plain scone.
BL: Want another Coneron?
Me: Nah I'm sconed
by MemeMaestro June 02, 2016
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Sconed means to one-up someone; to brag in a way that makes the other person's comment or story seem less exciting.
You brag about making blueberry pancakes....well, I made blueberry scones. I sconed you.
by MK friends May 26, 2021
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A more friendly online variation of 'owned'- to be beaten (outdone) by someone or something.

See 'owned' for synonymous defintions.

Fyst totally sconed Floydy in that last game. :)
by Floydy January 18, 2007
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To be stoned while eating a scone from Starbucks.

(Not to be confused with the b-tard version of sconed as in pawond.)


*In starbucks eating a pumpkin scone*

Hey Jane Doe I'm stoned.

No John Doe, You're sconed.
by PoshLove March 16, 2009
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A Better way to say "owned" or "pwned"

Started by an insane math teacher playing world of warcraft.
"I just sconed that noob!"

"You got SCONED!"
by Kiduke January 28, 2009
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To be beaten until the point you are nothing but moosh to be baked into a pastry
oh dude you got sconed!
by Matthevv May 26, 2005
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