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The awkward maneuver when a man unsticks his balls from his leg. "Schwick" is the sound that it makes.
John's balls were stuck to his leg so he took the man step forward in order to schwick.
by Poop42 July 19, 2013
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a phrase chiefly used in northern England.

it is a contracted form of "it'll be reet", where "reet" means "alright" or "OK".

living your life according to "be reet" is the only way to find happiness in life.
Geoff: "ZOMFG a just hopped off the buz n me 'ouse is burnin' down n me Deirdre's in there dyin!"
Jack: "Be reet."
by Tommmmmmmmmmmmm May 06, 2007
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Person who is dishonest, trying to go around the system or be deceitful.
Bryan was schwicking the system by ordering a vehicle he could not afford.
by Kathy Voiture September 18, 2013
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An alternative for calling something gay, as there is a movement now that decided that calling something that you disliked gay hurt homosexuals' feelings.
-Oh man, that book report for english class is so gay!
-We don't use gay in that way, it bothers gay people!
-Fine. That book report is so schwick! And so are those homosexuals.
by kareybh August 21, 2009
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A Gay ASS MIX OF SWEET AND SICK. INVENTED AT GHETTO ASS PERRIS HIGH SCHOOL.
HEY Kyle, THAT TRUCK IS SCHWICK!
SHUT UP DOUCHE.
by SKEETSKEET March 17, 2005
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The yellow greenish goo that is known to smell bad and secrete from the genitals of a brrrt.
M: Have you ever seen any other brrrts?
Z: Oh yes plenty, but I don't associate a lot with them because they secrete schwick.
by Heshmey December 22, 2010
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