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When your man pubes are completely grown out, and you smack your bitch in the face with them. To your discontent, your pubes get caught on her snaffle tooth, sending your entire bush into her mouth
Damn Dalton, did you totally Schweef Casey?
by BIGDCK October 28, 2014
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May 15 Word of the Day
A few weeks ago, no one had “cheugy” in their vocabulary . Now everything is saturated with the word. It’s in our heads. It’s in our homes. Everyone is asking: “Am I cheugy? Am I a basic ass bitch? Am I GUILTY of being cheugy?”

The proliferation of cheugy in the mainstream discourse can only be attributed to one source: mental terror. It’s an orchestrated psychological trap to make you question your tastes and interests in the eyes of others.

You are not a cheug. YOU’RE PERFECT!!!!

It is very suspicious that the cheugy mascot is a Minion, a literal cyclops, a deformed
yellow panopticon in overalls ... do not let the all-seeing eye to control you. Be vigilant. Resist cheugy psyops.
Becca is another victim of cheugy psyops. I saw the garbage truck take all her Ugg boots yesterday. She even removed “I LOVE The Office!” from all her dating profiles. She’s unrecognizable.
by Callmemaybe69 May 12, 2021
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to gain an advantage in a line such as on an interstate highway exit or when two lanes are merging into one.
There was a line of 30 cars in the exit lane, but I schweefed in front of all them to save time.
by BookmDanno February 29, 2008
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a shart explled through the vagina; thus the combination of a shart and queef
Mexican food gives Debbie the schweefs.
by Me-Bitch December 27, 2006
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Generally an insult, although can be used as a replacement for just about any word
You Absolute fucking schweef
‘Get schweefed’
by Bumbaschweef November 05, 2019
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