You rock man, you are so schweb!

So I asked this guy if the joint was schweb or not and he said "Oh it's schweb, nuthin schwebber." So I checked it out.

He acted like he had it figured out, but when put to the test he got schwebbed.

You see a person walking in the distance, possibly between two trees, and you observe them suddenly schwebbing, flailing about wildly, attempting to rid themselves of the web now covering their head or body.