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To go completely gay (ramming, rimming, sucking, etc ) for a small amount of drugs or money.
Can you believe Jesse actually did that?

Yeah man, he really just got Schwanked!
by Pillowcase911 July 20, 2019
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A cultural and aesthetic mind-state that prioritizes making money, even as an “underground” or “radical” creator. The work isn’t made for money, but it’s the money that matters the most.
“Dude, his stuff is pretty out there but he’s still pretty Finance Punk.”
by Pop Pop Bienstock April 01, 2021
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Extremely high spirits leading to intoxication from drugs or alcohol; exhilarated or confused by alcohol; crunked; blizted
We are going to get so schwanked on spring break!!!!
by Trista February 21, 2005
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