When one is so cheap, they will settle for the discount crack whore instead of the full service call girl.

Noun: a friend who is usually only called upon by a friend when a more primary/prominent friend is unavailable.

Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.

Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed

When you are so intoxicated that you see in half cartoon half real life, like in Charles Schwabb T.V. commercials.

The state of being so bake that everything starts to look animated - half real & half cartoon - like the charles schwab commercials.

google search charles schwab commercial to see an example.

When you reach the level of intoxication that everything has that half real half cartoon look to it, similar to the Charles Schwab commercials.

point where one is so hammered/wasted that everyone around them looks half-cartoon/half-human like those charles schwab investment commercials.

The phenomenon experienced when one is so baked that they see everything in the animation style of charles schwab commercials