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A small town in Schuylkill County, the asscrack of Pennsylvania (Shenandoah being the asshole). This town consists of a river, a school, about 200,000 playgrounds, and a couple homes that are inhabited by poor people.
It took me 10 years to figure out the spelling of 'Schuylkill' in 'Schuylkill Haven'
by I'm a banana. April 06, 2011
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Pata Sucia: Spanglish; Direct translation- dirty foot; used in reference to men and women who remove their shoes in public and then proceed to walk barefooted wherever they may be; mainly found at night clubs or after being at a night club.

LADIES, YOUR STILETTOS MAY BE PAINFUL, BUT THAT IS THE CHALLENGE YOU ACCEPTED WHEN YOU PUT THEM ON. BEAUTY=PAIN
"Check out the pata sucia on that vaca. Hey tubby, put your shoes back on."
by luvmyreddog June 22, 2014
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A small town in PA where there are too many playgrounds and stores, nice old people, a decent school, weather is different every day, and people DON'T travel there. The guy who made the "Trace Mcsorley" song also made a song about the high school football team in this town.
I have never thought about traveling to Schuylkill Haven.
by cccx26 February 21, 2021
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