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A small town in Schuylkill County, the asscrack of Pennsylvania (Shenandoah being the asshole). This town consists of a river, a school, about 200,000 playgrounds, and a couple homes that are inhabited by poor people.
It took me 10 years to figure out the spelling of 'Schuylkill' in 'Schuylkill Haven'
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Voluntarily Celibate.
A person who chooses to be celibate. Can be for any given amount of time, for a short period or for their entire life. Can be for religious reasons or not.

related: incel
-Priests are volcel (or at least they're supposed to be).

-Gary was so upset after the divorce he became volcel for the rest of his life.
by kay_see October 23, 2007
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A small town in PA where there are too many playgrounds and stores, nice old people, a decent school, weather is different every day, and people DON'T travel there. The guy who made the "Trace Mcsorley" song also made a song about the high school football team in this town.
I have never thought about traveling to Schuylkill Haven.
by cccx26 February 21, 2021
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