A female who is not obviously very attractive at first or not your usual type, but you still find yourself sexually attracted to her. Originates from the female comedian Amy Schumer.

1. noun. It is the sudden feeling of an inexplicable joy one gets when something romantic or idealistic occurs.

When kilig, one may experience the following:

*butterflies in one's stomach
*heart melting
*shivers down one's spine
*irrepressible noises from one's mouth
*uncontrollable smiling
*an inner conflict between hope of something wished for and reality

Kilig may also be defined as that mountain top, floating, on cloud nine, invincible, i-could-keep-smiling, heart aching goodness and feeling which overpowers the mind's ability to think straight, act straight, breathe properly and articulate thoughts into a single comprehensible sentence.

1. any beverage that contains both alcohol and caffeine;

2. Sen. Charles "Chuck" Schumer, who seeks to ban the sale of such beverages in the state of New York.

Verb (to Schumer): To steal something and then deny it.

A woman that tries to be funny and fails

When you wipe and you really want to get clean but you had something funky for lunch and no matter how much you wipe, it doesn't seem to work. That kind of shit is a Schumer

From the name of the unfunny commedian Amy Schumer, it indicates someone who is not funny but still tries to make people laugh, without success, and whose technique consists in repeating words like "pussy" and "vagina" hundreds of times and stealing jokes.