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A schtwid is someone who can suck dick around or near other people, but manage to hide it and remain inconspicuous to the people nearby.
"Hey you know our friend, Ryan?"
"Yeah, wasn't he the one acting weird yesterday?"
"Yeah I found out he's a schtwid, he was sucking Jamie's dick."
by quickhare October 11, 2020
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Intelligence agency term for "psychological operation". A government or corporate-sponsored operation, usually taking the form of a "terrorist attack" or "crazed gunman on a spree", with the intent of panicking the public into demanding more police and laws inhibiting freedom. Psyops are usually carried out by drugging a civilian or group of civilians with aggression-promoting drugs, psyching them up, arming them, and sending them out to commit mayhem. Government-sponsored terrorism. See also blackshirts, conspiracy
Person A: Man, that nutcase Martin Bryant guy shot 35 people in Tasmania!

Person B: No, he wasn't a nutcase, that was just a psyop so the government could have an excuse to ban guns.
by Mystikan April 11, 2006
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