A Schtonky is when a penis is growing to about half mast in your pants and the bulge is slighly pertruding and clearly visible.

It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.

Schtonky-Complete and utter sarcasm about anything that annoys the crap out of you..for example Mr.lowe