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Getting a handjob or blowjob that ends with a hot mess on the recipients face.

Although most men believe nothing worse could ever happen to them, some men actually enjoy the act.
Dave: Did you hear about Adam? He totally got on that hottie from last weekend.

Mike: Yeah, but I heard it didn't end so well for him.

Dave: What do you mean?

Mike: I heard he totally got Schroped.

Dave: Poor guy... Has he recovered yet?

Mike: No.
by Dirty W D January 12, 2010
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Jul 26 Word of the Day
Noun: a friend who is usually only called upon by a friend when a more primary/prominent friend is unavailable.

Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.

Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed
I got a call from X the other night. She had an extra ticket to a concert she bought for a friend, but they couldn’t make it so she called me to ask if I wanted to go because I am her Second String Friend.
by Deus-ex-machina August 26, 2020
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