When someone thinks traps aren't gay as long as you can't see the dick
Guy 1: Traps are gay
Guy 2: If you don't see the penis it isn't
Guy 1: "it's not gay as long as I don't see the dick"
Guy 1: Schrödinger's Faggot
by Protegent August 27, 2017
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Also known as 4-Chan's Principle.

Based off of quantum mechanics, Schrödinger's Faggot is the law that determines if an encounter with a trap is gay or not. If you agree to have sexual relations with a trap, the encounter is only deemed to be gay after you are made aware the person is actually a man.
Bill: Fuck dude, a trap tricked me into letting them suck my dick.

Jack: When did Schrödinger's Faggot take into effect?

Bill: When they asked me to suck theirs.
by Nut_Zach August 21, 2018
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A homophobe who partakes in gay activities or acts in a gay manner.
“Man, have you seen Jacob? He touched my ass right after saying he is homophobic.”

No shit, he’s Schrödinger’s Faggot.”
by urmomsboyfriend May 03, 2021
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