The name of the famous thought experiment commonly used in the explanation of Quantum Mechanics; Schrödinger's Dick touches on the fundamentals of dual states of matter, and their effects on a macroscopic system.

Schrödinger's Dick outlines a scenario where, since both the position and velocity of a dick cannot be known, it is said to be in a state of both cumming and not cumming whilst receiving fellatio.
"Aww shit baby, I thought I was going to cum... damn you, Schrödinger's Dick!",

Viagra, Cialis and Levitra are all medications that treat ED via the onset of Schrödinger's Dick.
by endos127 July 21, 2009
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A scientific theory stating that the size of a virgin's dick is both above and below average until they measure it.
Person 1: Do you have a big dick?
Person 2: I'm not sure, I'm too lazy to measure it.
Person 1: Oh, so it's a Schrödinger's Dick situation.
by Skulltra February 03, 2021
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