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When you are trying to tell a legit story one on one, but it might sound perverted or disgusting if other people hear it.
The person listening can't hear you, or doesn't understand it at first, so you yell. Simultaneously, the entire room gets quiet.
You end up embarrassed and a wierdo for several minutes.
The person listening can't hear you, or doesn't understand it at first, so you yell. Simultaneously, the entire room gets quiet.
You end up embarrassed and a wierdo for several minutes.
Matt: "What? I couldn't hear that last part, say it one more time."
Scott: "I said, I stuck it in the hole crooked, so she didn't give my money back!"
Matt: "Owch man, total schoolbus scenario, sorry."
Scott: "I said, I stuck it in the hole crooked, so she didn't give my money back!"
Matt: "Owch man, total schoolbus scenario, sorry."
by omgrebaomg April 21, 2009
Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011