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The favourite past time of children in America
Person1: what are you doing this week

Person2: you know, the same old stuff

Person1: ohh. School shootings
by Kiddownunder November 18, 2019
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Jul 26 Word of the Day
Noun: a friend who is usually only called upon by a friend when a more primary/prominent friend is unavailable.

Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.

Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed
I got a call from X the other night. She had an extra ticket to a concert she bought for a friend, but they couldn’t make it so she called me to ask if I wanted to go because I am her Second String Friend.
by Deus-ex-machina August 26, 2020
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Math teacher: let’s start subtracting

Math teacher: *pulls out ak47*
The quiet kid reaches into the back”
*1 min later*

SCHOOL SHOOTING
by BigDickBoy69 November 16, 2019
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A way to Express your feelings to the school by executing them and let them be happy in hell
I'm gonna shoot school jk not real

School shootings
by Yall new daddy October 09, 2019
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when a Eugene decides to look in his backpack for more than 10 seconds and rapes everyone with his ak 47 (note, only applies to white Eugenes) Asian Eugenes go on another route called a school stabbing which involves a tiny asian man screaming BAAAAZAI while plunging his dull knife as if he was shoving his 2 inch egg plant up a girl
by classic Eugene September 19, 2019
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A trend in the United States of America where white kids shoot up a school
White kid: wtf I just did 9 damage this game is shit
Black kid: chill my negus it’s just a game
White kid: *shoots up the school with his dads ar the next day*
Black kid: wtf is with all these white kids doing school shootings
by simplerealistic January 19, 2019
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