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Have you ever had a school laptop? No? you're lucky... The School laptop besides being a great drop testing machine is also the currency for buying drugs and gum from school, Make sure to strip the machine before selling and take it to the IT Department and use your one free laptop fix.
by DADIS D IN ME July 30, 2020
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Most likely a Chromebook. Take 20 minutes to boot up. Your search history is mostly made up of Reddit and youtube videos. It is slower than those old computers
13 year old trying to be cool: hey wanna throw the school laptops on the floor 20 year old: I don't even go to school but sure 2 hours later... mom: I got a call from the school that they lost connection to your Chromebook, did you break it 13 year old: *cries*
by itzwinkeyy March 25, 2021