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The art of shitting and nutting at the same time
That girl gave head so good she made me Schnut
by HotCosby05 June 22, 2020
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When someone goes to the gym and spends 90% of the time on their phones scrolling through social media
Looks like its thumb day again for Jimmy with his usual routing... 3 sets of 5 snapchat selfies and 10 sets of scrolling through facebook until exhaustion
by Gary br April 02, 2017
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Lacking the ability to cover large distance with your ejaculatory juices.

Schnut = Short Nut
I intended to give her the facial, but I schnutted on her chest in disappointment.

I have been practicing my distance in the shower, but all I seem to get is a little schnut.

All I seem to do is schnut.
by The Stub Schnut December 29, 2010
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a beatuiful, cleanly shaved vagina; makes a brother wanna get down on it
I'd like to get a taste of that hunny's schnut.
by Scott March 09, 2004
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Weary aching nuts, possibly from overstimulation or excessive sucking
Tuck away my aching schnuts...
by Laurie N May 09, 2008
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