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Can I have a schnib of your pasta, broski?
Dude, I only need a schnib of your time.
Don't schnib the pizza guy, bra!
by acerimmerkipper October 14, 2012
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Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.
As the sun sank down over the pier, the children fishing gazed in horror as the lard-ass on his flat bottom boat sent the lakeshore into Mercury retrograde.
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Schnib is a term for the male penis.
"She wants the schnib."

"My schnib is huge."
by schniby February 04, 2010
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Schnib is a similar word to damn or idiot.

"You Schnib!!!"
"Schnib, I've just stained the carpet with wine and the colour won't come out!"
by Rmg12 November 13, 2006
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Im only 13 and i got caught on my first night getting onit, the police officer had schnib me at the front of the car and put the hand-cuffs on me to take me to the police station
by ClydebankHubParkYoungTeam January 17, 2019
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