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The noise of surprise you make when someone pisses on your face.
The schneffmumble produced by <Person X> sounded almost exactly like a dying walrus.
by :::Oscar::: March 23, 2006
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Jul 6 Word of the Day
A polite term for shoving a lubricated probe into the Earth's hole to release gas.
Earth: I'm having trouble passing gas.

People: That's nothing a fracking won't fix.
by onehandcrabbing February 21, 2012
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