Someone who is a complete dumbass and thinks he looks cool when he really looks like a dumbass
That kid wearing his hair in a man bun, looks like a fucking schnarf
by pete snake September 10, 2017
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To hit someone on the head with a pillow when they least expect it.
Hey, can I Schnarf you in the face? *Smacks in the face with random pillow*
by Xeribol April 08, 2013
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To clear one's nasal passage by covering one nostril and blowing out the other.
"My old man schnarfed while doing yardwork. It was disgusting."
by E-mas January 20, 2008
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Adj: A descriptive expression relating to the extreme snugglyness, cuddlyness, or comfortableness of something animate or inanimate. V: To snuggle, cuddle, or become comfortable with something/somebody in an extreme manner.
Adj: "Baby, you look so schnarfable wrapped up in that fuzzy ol' blanket!"
N: "Hey little lady, what do you say we head to the bedroom to schnarf it up for the evening?"
by rhythmicfarts December 24, 2014
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A particular way of talking, or an accent. It involves jutting the low part of the jaw forward and manipulating your tongue in a way that you make a sort of childish "schnarf". Best used to exaggerate what you're talking about something with passion. Form of dialect used mostly in the Pacific North West.
*Schnarf* "Their was this one time where I was hangington out with meh friendzorz and we had the bestest time evarr"
by Warrtastic of the Ebon Blade December 30, 2010
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A word that can be put in any dirty or perverted joke.

Or to replace a curse word
I will Schnarf you so hard you Chacarron all over the floor...
What the Schnarf you Schnarfing Schnarfer.
by THE SCHNARFER October 27, 2011
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"Mummy, why is that man schnarf -ing your bicycle seat?"
"Because he's a sick and disturbed man, honey!"

"Schnarf, schnarf" (the cat that couldn't talk from thundercats)
by pleber May 03, 2006
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