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A name used for someone instead of their real name inferring their closeted yet overtly homosexual behavior.
Hey Check out Schmutzy over there. He said that even though he enjoys anal sex with men he insists it's only platonic with the soccer team.
by nerdfrog October 11, 2010
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"I'll be back from vacation soon. How are my fish doing?"
"Yeah, about that... 😅"

"He went to choke the chicken..."
"But that's animal abuse! How are you guys okay with this?!"
"I don't think that's what he meant by that 😅"
by wasabiMP July 08, 2016
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smeared black. Can also be defined by well applied guyliner.
Girl:Oh my bajesus! That guys eyeliner is perfectly schmutzy!

Guy:You know it hoe.
by whodoyouthink December 11, 2007
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