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A non-offensive synonym for retarded, stupid, or dumb. Can also mean very drunk. Originated at Villanova University by E. Boling.
I got a $4 haircut from some guy outside the bodega & now I look schmumblarded.

What you say to a friend upon seeing a girl with huge boobs: “are those girls boobs literally schmumblarded or what”

Dude, after the 14th jägerbomb I was completely schmumblarded.
by a.eglin June 12, 2019
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Large, beautiful breasts that are keep well consealed and initially appear to be much smaller and less impressive than they actually are until unleashed.
I think Alicia may have some real sleepers.
by KABT October 26, 2007
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