Top definition
Schmuk
It means "horses penis" in hebrew. my brothers best friend is jewish. he told us. used for an insult. duh.
"that guy just cut me off! what a schmuk!"
by i am awesome July 19, 2005
15154
Flag
Jun 6 Word of the Day
Trade
A man who messes around with other men, but no one would ever know by looking or talking to him. Used by gay black men to identify masculine gay men or DL Brothas.
"I am going to the mall to look for some trade"
"The club was packed with trade, honey"
by Darren December 03, 2004
2166596
Flag
Get the merch
Get the Trade neck gaiter and mug.
2
Schmuk
A foolish twat.
Retard.
Dumbo.
Shut up Oakley Denson you Schmuk, you don’t belong here anymore. No one likes you.
Cut your hair.
by Khanawowski July 15, 2019
20
Flag
Get the mug
Get a Schmuk mug for your grandma Jovana.
3
Schmuk
1. A person that is boring, lame or lazy. They're the kind of person you don't wanna do an all nighter with.
e.g: "I don't wanna do it."
"Ahhh don't be a schmuk."
by U-man May 04, 2005
5850
Flag
Get the mug
Get a Schmuk mug for your mama Julia.
4
Schmuk
Everything that goes into making Giants QB, Eli Manning.
Only a schmuk could possibly fumble the ball without contact, while diving head first.

Wow, Eli Manning is such a schmuk.

When you look up Schmuk on Urban Dictionary, Eli Manning is listed.
by P. Burress November 22, 2010
3343
Flag
5
Schmuk
The definition of Abyss Spire
ewwwww is that a schmuk
by Bob the word guy April 05, 2019
10
Flag
Get the mug
Get a Schmuk mug for your sister-in-law Sarah.
6
Schmuk
Narrow minded user of the Canadian Encyclopedia.
Only Schmuk uses Canadian Encylopedia as a final authority on any subject.
by Vfilipch October 17, 2006
1773
Flag
Get the mug
Get a Schmuk mug for your sister-in-law Helena.

• © 1999-2021 Urban Dictionary ® • advertise • terms of service • privacy • dmca • bug report • help • blog • data subject request

Activity


• © 1999-2021 Urban Dictionary ® • advertise • terms of service • privacy • dmca • bug report • help • blog • data subject request