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While they were off at Disney World, I was stuck back here feeling schmucky.
by Wedding Video March 22, 2010
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This is another name for Senator Chuck Schumer. He's often called "Chucky Schmucky" or just "Schmucky" by those of us in the "chattering class" out here in flyover country.
"Oh, did you see what Schmucky said about pork? Schmucky says we don't care about pork in a stimulus bill! What a schmuck!"
by Anonymous Dave number 999 February 17, 2009
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Yiddish slang relating to the penis.
You schmuck, you're a schmuck. You fucking schmucky schmuck.
by Schmucky The Cat August 26, 2003
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noun ~ someone who sincerely needs to fuck up.
<Virtuoso> CAN I INTEREST YOU IN SOME OF MY FINEST QUALITY KEFGHENISTANNY RUGS, OR HOW ABOUT A NICE WARM GLASS OF SHUT THE FUCK UP.
by Anonymous March 26, 2003
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A top trader on Wall Street. If you are Schmucky then you have amazing knowledge trading multiple asset classes
Yo! Call Schmucky and see what the hedge funds are choking on right now!
by JSize March 03, 2021
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